He is an equal opportunity slut.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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