Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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