I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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