I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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