how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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