Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
if only i could text you this smell
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Randomize
