I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
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