Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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