Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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