what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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