So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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