I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
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