They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
