I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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