He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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