We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
how do flat chested girls get laid?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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