i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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