How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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