is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
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