May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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