Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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