My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
