She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Randomize
