Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
areolas are like halos for boobs.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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