thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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