i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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