how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Randomize
