He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
Randomize
