Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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