pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
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