I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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