I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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