found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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