he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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