You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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