i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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