So drunk, too bad you don't want this
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
sick fucks of a feather flock together
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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