this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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