belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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