I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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