shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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