Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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