i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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