Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
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