hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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