the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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