the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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