I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
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