And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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