belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
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